Cast
- Éric Cantona as Self
- John Henshaw as Meatballs
- Matthew McNulty as Young Eric
- Steve Evets as Eric Bishop
- Ryan Pope as Fenner
- Gerard Kearns as Ryan
- Stephanie Bishop as Lily
- Stefan Gumbs as Jess
- Lucy-Jo Hudson as Sam
- Justin Moorhouse as Spleen
- Smug Roberts as Smug
- Mick Ferry as Judge
- Max Beesley Snr as Eric's Father
- Steve Marsh as Zac
- Cleveland Campbell as Buzz
